Green at a Glance or How Living Green Isn’t About Spending It

Exotic fare at the farmer's market

I recently visited Morning Glory Farm on Martha’s Vineyard, an infamous farm that has kept the island in organic produce for the better part of 35 years.
The produce was lovely, the wind turbine beautiful and the crowds unwieldy.
As I jockeyed my way out, I was struck by something that I rarely see – but that is frequently lobbed at me as criticism of the so-called “green” movement. What struck me, almost literally given how people were driving, was the number of high-end gaz guzzling SUVs, stocked to the brim with the makings of their evening’s organic meal.
The farmer’s market I shop at in my home town doesn’t seem to have yet been discovered by the Lexus-driving crowd. Or if it has been, they must park elsewhere.
So I’ve tended to be somewhat defensive when, during my speaking engagements or media interviews, someone derides the notion of living green as “too expensive” and the domain of wealthy people who can afford, as one person put it, “to spend $5 on a grape.”
I’ve always insisted that if you think eco-living is about spending a lot of money, you’ve missed the point.
But after witnessing the legion of wealthy (or at least leveraged) people flocking to the farm market, perhaps I’ve been the one missing the point.
Perhaps green living has been expropriated by the segment of the population who can afford to spend $5 on a grape. Perhaps that’s why so many people I know, people with good intentions, have dismissed it as something they can’t afford to do right now.
But I maintain that so much environmentalism is about making choices that will save you money. If you can’t afford to install solar panels, or switch to a green energy provider, but I’ll bet you can install CFLs (if you haven’t already) and use power bars to plug in TVs, DVD players, etc. so that you can turn them off. Phantom energy, which those electronics suck up even when they’re turned off, continue to suck roughly 75 of the total energy they use. Hence the power bar to cut power off at the source.
Those who can’t afford a hybrid can surely keep their tires inflated to the proper amount, turn off their car if they’re stopped for more than 10 seconds and change their oil to improve fuel economy.
You can shop vintage for clothes, create a swap with neighbors for lawn mowers or make their own non-toxic cleaning supplies.
You can curb Christmas consumption and rely on Mother Nature (think pinecones, acorns, evergreen boughs…) to decorate for you.
You can park the car and ride your bike…or get a bus pass.
You can turn off the AC and open some windows.
You can compost. Refuse to buy disposable napkins, plates, cups.
Living green isn’t about spending it…it’s about saving it.

What Butt-heads!

Want a lush green healthy looking lawn? Invite your tobacco-loving pals over to flick their butts all over your yard. Throw a thin layer of soil overtop and, in no longer than it takes to get that stale cigarette smell out of your clothes, you’ll have a lawn that’ll make your neighbors green with envy.
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Eco-Wanker of the Week — Archives

July 8/10:
What the Cluck?
I reported in my book, The Virtuous Consumer, that arsenic is a common additive in chicken feed – page 58 for those of you who keep a well-thumbed copy on your bedside. In crowded conditions (ie. factory farms), it, along with antibiotics, helps keep chickens healthy. Or at least…healthier than dead.
It appears [...]

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A Brief Hissssss-tory of Clay Litter…and Why We Cats Hate It

by Romeo, the Virtuous Kitty
I’m one of three cats in this pet-loving family, though I bear the distinction of being the only one who dutifully uses his litter box. Arnie is 21 and can barely find his food bowl, let alone his litter box, so we’ll cut him some slack. And Bill Feral spends days [...]

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Confessions of a Garage Sale Virgin (and Tips from Veterans!)

I went to my first “community” garage sale this morning. It’s an annual event and involves an entire neighborhood, putting their goodies curbside by 6 a.m., then waiting for the circus to come to town. Which it does very shortly after.
By the time I arrived at 7:30 to sell the two items I was [...]

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Bike Life Lesson #1: Toss the gloss

Gorgeous day – perfect for riding my bike to a meeting. On my way out the door, I grab a lip-gloss and apply it. Thick. And gooey. I imagined it would make me look polished and professional, despite arriving a wee bit sweaty.
Thing is, it’s hard to look polished with five small bugs stuck to [...]

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Meet My Second-Hand Pets…

I’m a great fan of second-hand. I love garage sales and antique shops, vintage stores and salvage companies.
Other people’s castaways often delight me and I’ve been known to garbage pick when I spot something good! I’m also frequently astounded at what I see curbside. Perfectly good furniture. Toys. Bikes.
Things that, though I don’t need or [...]

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In Search of Safe Sunscreen

My childhood summers were spent under the blazing sun. My teen tans were the product of baby oil and a “tanning blanket”. And now, my 40s are marked by wearing SPF of a similar number.
My kids, sadly, know nothing of days deliriously oblivious of melanoma and wafer-thin ozone layers. Their earliest memories of the beach [...]

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It’s not just birds drowning in oil…it’s your family!

Time to suck it up, folks, and take a look at the myriad ways we have a hand in our world’s addiction to oil…
I can barely look. For weeks, I’ve avoided news of BP except for snippets here and there, which was all I could stomach. I basically wanted to know one thing only: Have [...]

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Blame Climate Change on Barbie?

I confess I loved Barbie. LOVED her. And all her friends – mod-hair Ken (though I never did understand the appeal of stick-on facial hair), little sister Skipper, and African-American friend (though I was Canadian and lived in a world of white faces) Christie.
I had Barbie’s Porsche and tent-trailer. Her RV.
In fact, I still do, [...]

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